One Day After Christmas letra

It's one day after christmas
I'm crabby and i'm broke
I'm so full of ham and fruitcake
I think i'm gonna croak
It's nice to see the relatives
I wonder when they'll leave
The've been camping in my bathroom
Since early christmas eve
They're eating everything in sight
And sleeping in my bed
I been sacked out in the basement
With my beagle fred
The relatives have all gone out
And left their screaming brats
The toilet bowl is all clogged up
And i can't find the cat

Chorus:
It's christmas time at my house
The relatives are here
They eat me out of house and home
And drink up all my beer
I love the decorations
And the sleigh bells in the snow
But i wish those pesky relatives
Would take their kids and go home

Those cookie crunchers fed the dog
A twenty pound rib roast
His feet are sticking in the air
Like skinny old fence posts
Now they're in a free for all
The girls against the boys
They're fighting over boxes
'cause they're bored with all their toys

My mother-in-law is snoring
In my favorite tv chair
Those kids are stringing lights on her
And tinseling her hair
I oughta wake her up before
The fireworks begin
But i wanna see those blue sparks fly
When they plug her in

(repeat chorus)

Da Yoopers - Letras

• Beer Gut
• Beer, Beer, Beer
• Bingo Fever
• Chicquito War
• Christmas Time At My House
• Cowboy Dan
• Cowpie Song
• Crawling Home
• Da Couch Dat Brups
• Da Fish Fight Song
• Da Second Week Of Deer Camp
• Deer Hunting Son Of a Gun
• Diarrhea
• Don't Go Up There
• Fishin' Wit Fred
• Free Beer
• Gimmie Another Beer
• Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beer Truck
• Happy Birthday Fungus Face
• Heikki Lunta
• I Want a Rinky Dinky Doodad
• I-500 Snow Machine Race
• Ice Shackers
• Johnny Peckanen
• Little Rat Ronette
• Lonely Yooper
• Meat Head
• Mental Monkey
• My Car Won't Go
• Naked Elves in Cowboy Boots
• Nightmare In My Bathroom
• One Day After Christmas
• Pick Of The Litter
• Pizza In My Shorts
• Rusty Chevrolet
• Ruthie Roll Over
• Smelting Usa
• Super Dooper Yooper Love Machine
• The Anniversary Song
• The Fishing Trip
• The Transplant Song
• Three Months Late
• Two Bagger
• We're Still Rockin
• Why do Girls Think I'm Scary
• Yooper Talk